Hottie outside, idiot inside

#chatswithpeople #chatswithboys #swoon #bae #justmiss #flirting #fail #38

Me: omg omg omg the car is stuck on a slope omg now what bloody thing just start.
Car: hack hack hack hack die.
Me: omg fine you’re my baby just start please pretty please please please please
Car:…………….(no.)

Me: omg (much internal shrieking)
Other cars and drivers: honk! Idiot! Honk! Stupid! Honk! LADY DRIVER! Honk!
Me: OMG. OMG. What to do now? Seppuku? Daddy? SHRIEEEEEK.

Tall, broad shouldered knight in shining armour comes into view, striding down slope towards car.
Me:…………………………(audible gulp)

Knight makes motions to roll down my window.
I roll down.
Knight smiles: hi!
Me:

Knight (smiles): Turn off your AC and sound system.
Me (breathily): because they’re so turned on?
Knight (slightly puzzled smile): Turn off your AC etc and try again.

Me: okay.
Car: hunka hunka hunka VROOOM BABY
Knight (dimples): See? Use the handbrake, start and accelerate, and only release handbrake when you want to move. Are you ready to move?
Me:

Later
Friend: AND THEN?
Me: and then I drove to work.
Friend: WHAT ABOUT TAKING HIS NUMBER OR HIS NAME OR HIS ADDRESS SO WE CAN GO STALK HIM OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I CAN’T EVEN IDIOT STUPID LADY DRIVER!
Me: hack hack hack hack die.

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