#chatswithpeople #chatswithfriends #33
Me: so what else is up?
Friend: I’m totally crushing on the chaiwala!
Me: ??? Ramu kaka????
Friend: IDIOT. Pakistan chaiwala the internet’s new boyfriend?
Me: wait I google. Okay. So you like zis?
Friend: ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Me: I see.
Friend: ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ his eyes.
Me: yes. Like the Nat Geo girl no? She must be pissed…all she got was a documentary.
Friend: shut up you nerd. His chai brings all the girls to the yard. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Me: I still don’t get why there a a squillion pics of this boy on my feed.
Friend: because ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Me: oh hullo. There’s a video of him. He’s on the news.
Friend: what?? WHERE?
Me: Pakistan. http://youtu.be/e3oh70deI58
(Silence as clip plays and news anchor asks hapless Chaiwala if he wants to act in India or Pakistan)
Me: idiots. Why are they asking him all this? Poor fellow. #karanjohar must be having fits somewhere just thinking about it.
Me: what’s happening
Friend: he..it’s….he’s…there isn’t…
Me: (chortling inwardly) yuussssss?
Friend: he’s. Um. In a suit. And um.
Friend: he’s. He’s. Not hot. Anymore.
Me: omg they’re comparing him to modi as a tea seller and asking if a Pakistani tea seller can go further than an Indian one ROFL
Friend: I hate you. The only guy I can stare at this month. I hate you.
Me: this interview is gold. Fuck. I love you!