A cuppa Joe

​#chatswithpeople #chatswithfriends #33
#chaiwala  

Me: so what else is up?
Friend: I’m totally crushing on the chaiwala!

Me: ??? Ramu kaka????
Friend: IDIOT. Pakistan chaiwala the internet’s new boyfriend?

Me: wait I google. Okay. So you like zis?
Friend: ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Me: I see. 

Friend:  ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ his eyes.

Me: yes. Like the Nat Geo girl no? She must be pissed…all she got was a documentary. 

Friend: shut up you nerd. His chai brings all the girls to the yard. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

Me: I still don’t get why there a a squillion pics of this boy on my feed. 
Friend: because ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

Me: oh hullo. There’s a video of him. He’s on the news. 
Friend: what?? WHERE?
Me: Pakistan. http://youtu.be/e3oh70deI58

(Silence as clip plays and news anchor asks hapless Chaiwala if he wants to act in India or Pakistan)
Me: idiots. Why are they asking him all this? Poor fellow. #karanjohar must be having fits somewhere just thinking about it. 
Friend: silence.

Me: what’s happening
Friend: he..it’s….he’s…there isn’t…
Me:  (chortling inwardly) yuussssss?
Friend: he’s. Um. In a suit. And um. 
Me: yuussssss?
Friend: he’s. He’s. Not hot. Anymore. 

Me: omg they’re comparing him to modi as a tea seller and asking if a Pakistani tea seller can go further than an Indian one ROFL

Friend: I hate you. The only guy I can stare at this month. I hate you.
Me: this interview is gold. Fuck. I love you!

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