Me: oh my god dad I’m so excited! The Emmys are tonight.
Mom (out of earshot) to Dad: What did she say?
Dad: Some Emma is coming tonight
(What’s App chat)
Mum: your dad is very happy
Mum: Game of Thrones won an Emmy award it seems (eye rolling emoji)
Me: ??? IS HE WATCHING THE SHOW???
Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHAT HAS HE DONE WITH MY FATHER?
Mum: ok he says to tell you it’s 12 awards
Me: I’m putting this up on FB
Mum: no no no