Coffee, tea or please bugger off

#chatswithmyself #chatswithpeople #18

Enter aircraft.
Stewardess named Ravina: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me (thinking while shoving bag and sitting down) – I should have become an air hostess. Fly off to exotic destinations.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – fine these ones are going to Bangalore but I’m sure but they go to fancy places. Like…Fiji! Or et cetera. Please. Wouldn’t it be so cool? Why didn’t I become an air hostess? Dammit.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – I could have flirted with pilots.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – and visited amazing places for free.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – and theoretically met hot rich business class travellers.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – dammit…..does she have to say that to EVERY passenger?

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – phak. Like every passenger?

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – If I had to greet 150 people every day….(I pause to consider the horror.)
In my head, my mother’s voice says – you don’t even greet us every day.
Me – mother please, not now.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – perhaps they’d have let me have a speaker with a taped message.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – dear God, she isn’t stopping. Holy repetitional hell Batman.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – and she has to smile too. Every time.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – okay. I made the right choice after all.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.
Me – you betcha. I feel your pain sister.

Ravina to passenger: Good evening welcome aboard.

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